Wednesday, May 5, 2010
ROGER FEDERER- A Magician, an artist, a genius and what not?
Who hasn’t heard this name? If someone hasn’t, then he can be considered to be unaware of the happenings in his vicinity.
A magician, a genius, an artist, probably the god himself at work on the tennis court. You’ll fall short of superlatives when you see this man play on the tennis court. In fact, even Shakespeare would have fallen short of words if asked to describe him. You’ll envy him when you see him on the battlefield (yes, his battlefield is the tennis court). His composure, cool, temperament……everything about him is just so perfect.
This great, yet so humble, man known by the name Roger Federer, is popularly called ‘Fed-Ex’ or ‘Federer Express’ or ‘Swiss Maestro’ by his fans. He has won 16 Grand Slam singles titles (till the date of writing this article. This got to be mentioned because he is simply unstoppable), more than any other male player. Federer's versatility was epitomised by Jimmy Connors' statement: "In an era of specialists, you're either a clay court specialist, a grass court specialist, or a hard court specialist...or you're Roger Federer."
On getting the privilege to see him play (well…yes, it’s actually a privilege), one realizes his artistry, the aura of this man, the atmosphere he creates when he steps on the battlefield with his array of shots. He is just invincible. Hemlock, A crowbar to the knees, Locusts- To most tennis fans, these might seem like the only ways to topple Roger Federer, arguably the greatest tennis player of all time. These are times, as you watch the young Swiss play, when the jaw drops and eyes protrude and sounds are made that bring spouses in from other rooms to see if you’re O.K. The moments are more intense if you’ve played enough tennis to understand the impossibility of what you just saw him do. It’s like something out of “The Matrix.”
Talking about his shots, he has got them all in his arsenal; too many shots, too much talent in one body. It's hardly fair that one person can do all this—his backhands, his forehands, volleys, serving, his court position. The way he moves around the court, you feel like he's barely touching the ground.
Federer is an all-court player known for his fluent style of play and shot making. Federer mainly plays from the baseline but is also comfortable at the net being one of the best volleyers in the game today. It seems as if the net is being guarded by The Great Wall of China. The ball just doesn’t wish to cross it. Federer’s forehand is a great liquid whip, his serve has world-class pace and a degree of placement and variety no one else comes close to; the service motion is lithe and uneccentric, distinctive (on TV) only in a certain eel-like all-body snap at the moment of impact. He is often able to produce big serves on key points during a match. His anticipation and court sense are otherworldly, and his footwork is the best in the game.
He is barely human when it comes to defense. He seems to return everything that comes his way down the baseline. He moves like a fluid on the court. Every player on tour would love to smack more winners than Federer. But trying to outshoot the game's most graceful shooter is like trying to out-jump Michael Jordan in his prime. It just won't happen.
As graceful an artist as he is on the tennis court, no true artist paints with two hands. The grace with which he hits the backhand, a one-hander that he can drive flat, load with topspin, or slice — the slice with such snap that the ball turns shapes in the air and skids on the grass to maybe ankle height, it can’t get any better. It attracts admirers. And that backhand slice……..WOW!!! It’s the most admired shot in tennis. He deprives the ball of its pace, thereby teasing his opponent and thus forcing them to make the error by opening up the court for this master to hit the ball with extreme brutality.
The angle that he generates when hitting shots leaves everyone wondering whether he’s got a sextant in his hands. ‘How can someone hit that shot with so much accuracy and precision?’ It leaves the opponent gasping for breath. ‘What can one do when your opponent plays such marvelous tennis?’ He is able to see, or create, gaps and angles for winners that no one else can envision. All this is true, and yet none of it really explains anything or evokes the experience of watching this man play.
His between-the-legs backwards cross-court winner against Djokovic (which was awarded as the best shot of the year 2009) still mesmerizes you.
The only way left to beat him is to take him to a restaurant and put a little hot tamale in his food.
After achieving so much in life, probably almost everything, he’s so humble and generous. That speaks volumes of his grandeur. His unusually steady and mature commitment to his girlfriend (now wife) makes every girl wish for a partner like him. He's a real person. He's not an enigma. Off the court he's not trying to be somebody. If you met him at McDonald's and you didn't know who he was, you would have no idea that he's one of the best athletes in the world. His politeness and frankness have endeared him to the tennis fans. He’s the king of tennis arena!!!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
INCREDIBLE INDIA???
India is like a sari- a colourful paraphernalia of different cultures, races and religions. It's a place where knowledge runs deep and values are held high where culture is seated on the lap of honour. It's the land of great sages, the birthplace of discovery and enlightenment. But nowadays, all this takes a back seat when asked to describe our motherland.
If asked to pick some extraordinary quality about our country, it most certainly has to be politics and corruption. Oh come on, India is known for its corruption. we top the chart of least corrupt countries from bottom. Isn't that an achievement? To call ourselves least honest is million times better than being called the most corrupt country in the world. The aliens also visit this planet frequently in search of a country named India, wherein they seek some corruption tips. We all follow Einstein's theory of relativity perfectly well, by getting our relatives into the pay roll.
The entire Indian political system suffers from an unknown virus that reduces accountability; of course general population of the country cannot question the decision taken by a politician. The insecurity and fear of confrontation with political goons coupled with a corrupt police and lethargic judiciary are some reasons for this. Most other democracies, besides resisting the concept of dynastic succession in politics, resist the inclusion of criminals as well. We are above such petty traditions that limit the boundaries of individual freedom. We have to show the world how it should be done, gone ahead and given a standing ovation to candidates who combine both these qualities. Divide and rule is the new cool. World like unity and national integration have slipped into obsolescence. Why learn from the West. We don't care about Germany uniting or half of Europe become European Union. After all we are the smartest race in the world. let's have a new slogan: be Indian, break India.
Indian road rules broadly operate within the domain of karma where you do your best and leave the results to your insurance company. Just trust your instincts, ascertain the direction, and proceed. Adherence to road rules leads to much misery and occasional fatality. We enjoy the world's first mass transit system where 'mass rules the road'. People here have got such a strong stimulus that they can react to an approaching vehicle just nanoseconds before being run over, which shows our expertise in the Doppler's effect.
We have got the best neighbours that one can hope for. On one side, we have Pakistan- such a determined nation that it never gives up. China is like our brother but we seldom talk. Nepal- their soldires are trained in our country but still prefers to take sides with the 'not-so-talked-with' brother. The only thing of some respite is that India is a peninsula.
Then we have Bollywood- the largest producer of flop films in the world. I personally love Bollywood but it comes with a bitter truth that it does produce more flops than hits. Basically it helps in giving employement to people which would otherwise amount to labour problems in our country, which in turn would lead to an exponential increase in the population, thereby adding fuel to the fire.
Railway journeys here are known for the exclusively soothing and phenomenal images that are offered early in the morning by the track sides. You just need to peek out of the window. The stations are so clean that even the flies and the cockroaches are apprehensive of conquering that arena. During your journey, you get to hear the enchanting and soothing music and voice of the chaiwallahs, giving the best of the singers a run for their money.
India is also a land of babas- The number of babas in India are inversely proportional to the numbers of tigers (only 1411 left). Each and every channel is flooded with them in the morning. That is the time when you realize the myriad of babas here. Perhaps, some time back, people used to become a baba to take refuge from work to find some peace and solace but now it has become more of a profession.
We have the most efficient and hare-footed judiciary in the world. It takes only an aeon to take decisions. Courts are only interested to try the matter in decades to generate vacancies and giving long dates even beyond one year so that clever people/advocates lodges the complaints to settle the score behind the courts i.e. Temple of Justice being used as a tool or even weapon to perform the legal murder with the help of money to involve advocates, judges as active participants and enjoy MERA BHARAT MAHAAN, INCREDIBLE INDIA, SATYA MEV JAYATE AFTER DEATH. Laws are made for rich; Courts and Laws are not made for innocents/victims. Everything's possible with money.
How long are we going to bear all this? Don't we all envy other countries and say "Look, so and so country is so clean. They are so honest that they don't even count the money that the shopkeeper gives in return. They are no. 3, 4 etc.... in the list of least corrupt countries."
Even the Almighty has given up now!!!
Is this what we call an Incredible India??? Think about it. It's time to wake up now and do something.......... :-|
If asked to pick some extraordinary quality about our country, it most certainly has to be politics and corruption. Oh come on, India is known for its corruption. we top the chart of least corrupt countries from bottom. Isn't that an achievement? To call ourselves least honest is million times better than being called the most corrupt country in the world. The aliens also visit this planet frequently in search of a country named India, wherein they seek some corruption tips. We all follow Einstein's theory of relativity perfectly well, by getting our relatives into the pay roll.
The entire Indian political system suffers from an unknown virus that reduces accountability; of course general population of the country cannot question the decision taken by a politician. The insecurity and fear of confrontation with political goons coupled with a corrupt police and lethargic judiciary are some reasons for this. Most other democracies, besides resisting the concept of dynastic succession in politics, resist the inclusion of criminals as well. We are above such petty traditions that limit the boundaries of individual freedom. We have to show the world how it should be done, gone ahead and given a standing ovation to candidates who combine both these qualities. Divide and rule is the new cool. World like unity and national integration have slipped into obsolescence. Why learn from the West. We don't care about Germany uniting or half of Europe become European Union. After all we are the smartest race in the world. let's have a new slogan: be Indian, break India.
Indian road rules broadly operate within the domain of karma where you do your best and leave the results to your insurance company. Just trust your instincts, ascertain the direction, and proceed. Adherence to road rules leads to much misery and occasional fatality. We enjoy the world's first mass transit system where 'mass rules the road'. People here have got such a strong stimulus that they can react to an approaching vehicle just nanoseconds before being run over, which shows our expertise in the Doppler's effect.
We have got the best neighbours that one can hope for. On one side, we have Pakistan- such a determined nation that it never gives up. China is like our brother but we seldom talk. Nepal- their soldires are trained in our country but still prefers to take sides with the 'not-so-talked-with' brother. The only thing of some respite is that India is a peninsula.
Then we have Bollywood- the largest producer of flop films in the world. I personally love Bollywood but it comes with a bitter truth that it does produce more flops than hits. Basically it helps in giving employement to people which would otherwise amount to labour problems in our country, which in turn would lead to an exponential increase in the population, thereby adding fuel to the fire.
Railway journeys here are known for the exclusively soothing and phenomenal images that are offered early in the morning by the track sides. You just need to peek out of the window. The stations are so clean that even the flies and the cockroaches are apprehensive of conquering that arena. During your journey, you get to hear the enchanting and soothing music and voice of the chaiwallahs, giving the best of the singers a run for their money.
India is also a land of babas- The number of babas in India are inversely proportional to the numbers of tigers (only 1411 left). Each and every channel is flooded with them in the morning. That is the time when you realize the myriad of babas here. Perhaps, some time back, people used to become a baba to take refuge from work to find some peace and solace but now it has become more of a profession.
We have the most efficient and hare-footed judiciary in the world. It takes only an aeon to take decisions. Courts are only interested to try the matter in decades to generate vacancies and giving long dates even beyond one year so that clever people/advocates lodges the complaints to settle the score behind the courts i.e. Temple of Justice being used as a tool or even weapon to perform the legal murder with the help of money to involve advocates, judges as active participants and enjoy MERA BHARAT MAHAAN, INCREDIBLE INDIA, SATYA MEV JAYATE AFTER DEATH. Laws are made for rich; Courts and Laws are not made for innocents/victims. Everything's possible with money.
How long are we going to bear all this? Don't we all envy other countries and say "Look, so and so country is so clean. They are so honest that they don't even count the money that the shopkeeper gives in return. They are no. 3, 4 etc.... in the list of least corrupt countries."
Even the Almighty has given up now!!!
Is this what we call an Incredible India??? Think about it. It's time to wake up now and do something.......... :-|
Saturday, April 10, 2010
AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
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